Rank the following jokes. You do not need to have submitted one to be able to rank them. Also, there is one guest judge.
JOKE 1
a man and his wife enter a party. they talk to a friend.
man: hey!!! how's your child?
friend: he's fine. still young like before.
man: you know, i was a kid once.
wife: ya...a long, long, long time ago.
man: i know. you were thirty-ish at that time, right?
wife:
man: don't be angry, love. they'll just expose your oldness more.
wife: i don't even know why i married you!!
man: me too!!! when i'm beside you, you look like my mom!!
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JOKE 2
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?
The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!
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JOKE 3
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks....
"Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde.
The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
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JOKE 4
Player: What if I fail in winning this POV?
Liz: Then you may be voted out
Player: What if I am really voted out?
Liz: Huh? Then you are out LOL
Player: What if I don't want to be voted out?
Liz: Then you need to win this POV
Player: What if other players don't vote for my joke?
Liz: Then you will lose in POV
Player: What if I lose in the POV?
Liz: Then you may face the chance of being voted out
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This continues forever and Liz forget to update it
LOL
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JOKE 5
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“